I almost died

So I was in the shower like a normal person and I got some of the water in my mouth and was spitting it and then like a normal person I decided to see how far I could spit it (don’t judge me) and I accidentally swallowed some of it and started choking and like for real choking like I couldn’t breathe and was kind of coughing but that was making me have even worse luck breathing and then I had tears pouring down my face bc I also hit my head falling while coughing and I thought “what if I had died and someone walked in on me and saw me lying there with a bump on my headband the doctor telling them I had died choking on water. In the shower.” Anyways all this is to say live your life because it could end at the most random and embarrassing time.

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What the fuck is up with Tyler Oakley hes a fucking dick! one moment hes slagging people off for believing in Larry and hes sucking up to Eleanor then hes tweeting about how cute is it that Louis sang for harry….can you see how fickle that arsehole is?

So you’re mad because he talks about how larry is cute but also is nice to Eleanor? Isn’t that what most larry shippers are trying to say we do? We ship larry but don’t hate her? She’s pretty and has good taste in fashion, but just ISNT with Louis. Tyler is doing what we all say we do. So next time you try to make him look bad, think “how does this even effect me at all? Is it really bad that he does this?”

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provingbullshitright:

Nobody sees, nobody knows,

Louis Tomlinson and girlfriend Eleanor Calder hold hands while shopping in Chelsea in New York City on December 3, 2012.

We are a secret can’t be exposed.

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That’s how it is, that’s how it goes,

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Far from the others, close to each other.

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In the daylight, in the daylight,

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When the sun is shining,

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On the late night, on the late night,

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When the moon is blinding.

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In the plain sight, plain sight,

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Like stars in hiding,

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You and I burn on, on.

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Put two and to-gether, for-ever we’ll never change

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Two and to-gether we’ll never change

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Nobody sees, nobody knows

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We are a secret, can’t be exposed

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That’s how it is, that’s how it goes

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Far from the others, close to each other

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That’s when we uncover, cover, cover

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That’s when we uncover, cover, cover

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My asylum, my asylum is in your arms

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When the world gives heavy burdens

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I can bear a thousand times

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On your shoulder, on your shoulder

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I can reach an endless sky

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Feels like paradise

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Put two and to-gether, for-ever we’ll never change

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Two and to-gether we’ll never change.

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Nobody sees, nobody knows

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We are a secret, can’t be exposed

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That’s how it is, that’s how it goes

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Far from the others, close to each other

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That’s when we uncover, cover, cover
That’s when we uncover, cover, cover

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We could build a universe right here,

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All the world could disappear,

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Wouldn’t notice, wouldn’t care
We can build a universe right here

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The world could disappear,
I just need you near

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Nobody sees, nobody knows,

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we are a secret, can’t be exposed

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That’s how it is, that’s how it goes
Far from the others, close to each other

 

That’s when we uncover, cover, cover
That’s when we uncover, cover, cover
That’s when we uncover

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Credit to arrey, who’s audio wasn’t working